Would it be depressing to say that I was afraid to write for four days because I couldn't think of anything I could say that would satisfy my absurdly high standards for a first blog post? Well I just said it, so I guess not. For theatrical reasons I will not reveal too many of my personal details here. Suffice to say they are like as to give me away to my perpetual foes. Instead, dear reader, watch and be amazed as illogical, poorly structured rant after illogical, poorly structured rant and whiny self-evaluation after whiny self-evaluation pour fluidly from the screen like a wild herd of broken metaphors from the boughs of the Great Metaphor Tree. Watch, as you are hammered ceaselessy by bolded text with italics! Be amazed at the barrage of questions! Can Windowlicker keep it up?! Will he ever stop whingeing?! Why does he torture you so?! Doesn't he ever get bored?!
The answers to all these and more will be painfully revealed, week by measley week, on this, the GREATEST BLOG IN THE err, UNIVERSE!
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